Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Welcome to the village

Since the semester began at the start of october it was nice to see my old classmates again. Everybody talking about the crap and not so crap jobs we took over the summer. Despite the fact its good meeting them again, there are times when I wish didnt have to see them. Like for example an incident of questionable nature that went down last monday afternoon with two of my friends when I was driving them back from lunch at Dhahran mall (I'll call them A and L for our sake).

Me(driving): So L, did u get those viagra pills u needed from the pharmacy? *laughs*

L(passenger seat): Yea very funny*rolls eyes* I told you they're subscription allergy drugs.

A(back seat): I bet condoms are real cheap at that store.

*Me and L both laugh*

L: Yea knowing you, thats the only thing that interests you about a pharmacy.

Me: *grumbles* This traffic is really shitty.

*I notice that A has opened one of the car windows*

Me: Hey why are you opening the window? I already put on the AC.

L: *sniffs air* Hey do you smell that?

Me: *sniffs* Ugh yea what the hell is that?

L: Smells like...

A: *chuckles* whoops

L: You farted??! Idiot! *opens his window*

A: Yea man I couldnt control it any longer.

Me: I can't believe you just did that in the backseat of my car you jackass!

L: Yekh. You seriously need to get your bowels checked.

Me: The smells not going away. Quick! Open the glove compartment. There's an air-freshner spray.

L: *Opens glove compartment and fumbles with spray bottle*

Me: Do it already man! For the love of God, DO IT!!

*L sprays everywhere especially on A sitting in the backseat*

A: Wtf man you sprayed some in my eye!

Me: Great, it smells better now. I think you might have overdid it though.

L: Yea maybe. Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

A: Drive faster man. I need to go crap really badly.

Me: If you crap in my car I'm gonna personally enslave you to Ustad Hafiz(our university Arabic & Islamiyaa teacher)

A: Then you better hurry up!

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I'm still considering whether I should burn the backseat of my car just to sterilize it.


sadia said...

poor abe!
how embarassing is that??

ren_crow said...

poor abe??? what about my poor car!!

oh trust me he was anything but embaressed.

sadia said...

yea, yea..your poor car.
what abe's feelings!
he was prolly pretending not feeling embarassed!

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

i like that i dont have to worry abt that with my girlfriends! ;)

eshda3wa said...


seriously man

keep ur friends farts a secret


Spur said...


byteofcoffee said...

I hear some men take pride in their farts, among friend of course. Nicknames were also plausible. Deary my.

Errant said...

ha ha .. thanx for the laugh .. i go with burning the car all together .. lol

use a sign in ur car .. no smoking no farting .. lol

Tazeen said...


yeah burn the back seat, that will give you the chance to buy a newer car

Karamilah said...

u made my day, thanxx
good thing i never was put in this position with my friends, but for sand all over the place, nail polish on the seats and etc.

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Pinkish ♥ said...


now that was funny :D

Faten said...

poor car :P

numbing charade said...


Halawa said...

OMG Ahahahah *clutches ribs*

Man you cracked me up, seriously!! You guys are jokers!!! Whooooh weee *waves hands in disgust*... Abe is crazy!

Ah man, I've had it worse... one when we were back home in Jordan, it was snowing and all, so my big bro came to take me from school, and his friend was with him, I got in the car and I noticed his friend was "ma3joo2".. he kept moving around and I swear I could see him trying to suck the diarrieh up, I guess he just couldn't... and so we were intoxicated with his smell.. God, I'd never seen a guy fart in front of me in-the-face!

Really, the smell was concentrated and we couldn't open the windows cuz we'd freeze to death...

Well... I apreciate your post, brings back loads of memories! :p

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Maya // مايا said...

LOOL! MANNNNNNN! That's bad!

I think burping should be socially acceptable though.. After all, what comes up as burp doesn't go down as fart. :P

My condolences Halawa :D

Balqees said...


thats FUNNY :P

totally burn ur car dude :P

each time u ride ur car all u'll smell is fart :P

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