Sunday, September 18, 2011

Happy birthday to me!

A dying granny tells her granddaughter: 

"I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse, and £22,398,750 in cash." 

The granddaughter, absolutely stunned says: 

"Oh Granny, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" 

With her last breath, Granny whispered: 


I always hate growing older. Why can't I just be goofy and stupid like these two?

But then again I'd probably end up working at a pizza place for the rest of my life. Thats life for ya. Meh.


Anonymous said...

happy birthday, old guy! hehehe! Mine's on the 18th too.

ren_crow said...

Thanks. =) And happy birthday to you too.

m-a-n-x said...

belated happy birthday!!

looool @the farmville joke funny! :D

Karamilah said...

happy birthday and may all ur wishes come true.