Mom: Just look at your room! Its a mess!
Me: Hey, Its not that bad
Mom: Not that bad?! Astghfirullah! You're a senior college student and you can't even take care of yourself?
Me: Hey i'm a busy guy. Besides, its just a couple of shirts and jeans on the bed...and my desk and chair but thats all. No problem.
Mom: Oh? And for what reason do we have closets?
Me: Because it's a good place to store my guitar?:p
Mom: No sir, so you can hang your clothes nice and properly instead turning them into cloth balls like this *points to random bundle of clothes on the bed*
Me: Its not like anyone is gonna see. Nobody comes into my room anyways.
Mom: So what about when you get married? Whats your wife gonna say when she sees you cant even keep yourself tidy?
Me: Uhmm err ahh *quickly tries to change subject* actually theres a scientific reason for why my room is messy.
Mom: Like what...
Me: I rememeber reading in my high school physics book about the Law of Entropy. It says that disorder is the natural state of the universe. Anything that is in order will eventually turn to disorder. So theres really no point in cleaning up my room because it'll just get messy all over again. I can show you the chapter in the book if you like.
Mom: .............that is the dumbest thing I ever heard. Who made up that theory?
Me: Uhmm I'm not sure. Cant rememeber.
Mom: Yea he must have been a slob just like you. Now fix up this room!
So the moral of the story is..........well actually there is no moral. Basically I'm a junkie.